
me: also I still can’t rmember how old I am
Josh: you are 28
Josh: one year younger than Hydrogen
me: I don’t think that’s true
Josh: you don’t think you are younger than hydrogen?
Josh: it is the oldest element in the universe!
me: no I don’t think I’m 28
Josh: you totes are
Josh: you are almost 30 lady
me: no I’m pretty sure I’m 27
Josh: what year were you born?
me: 1983
Josh: Bam
Josh: 28
me: whaaaaat
me: oh god I would be way more into a crisis now
me: I thought I was 27?
Josh: 2012-1983 is 29
me: what
Josh: you have not had your 2012 birthday yet
Josh: so
Josh: you are 28
Josh: This is you:
